Theaaar Was A Bahher in the Hiwaaay.

Well, not the highway, but I couldn't resist. The bear was in a tree behind Mom and Dad's house last night. They let it go. Poor thing was looking for the town pool we have decided and got suckered into going to the wrong pool. He chose the pool next door to their house without water in it.

Well, Dad says the pool does have water, but it's nasty.

Now, I just know that there is a clan of jock bears across town, laughing at Dorky Bear for falling for the the "pool gag" as they were swimming around in the refreshing Country Club pool. They shouldn't have given Dorky Bear the wrong directions.

Dorky Bear might just go postal on those jocks.